Sarah Noodles

21. Chicago. I does what I does, and I says what I says.
I just watched “The Art Of Getting By” but I think they should have titled it “The Art Of Emma Robert’s Character Somehow Getting Away With Being A Little Slutbag Just Because She Has Mommy Issues” or “The Art Of Freddie Highmore’s Character Seeming Completely Misunderstood and Troubled But Oh Wait He’s A Brilliant Artist So I Guess He Has That Going For Him” or even, “The Art of Trying Really Hard to Be A Deep Teenage Problems Movie Even Though It’s About Two Insanely Privileged 18 Year Olds Growing Up In NYC Who Can Apparently Freely Be Served Alcoholic Beverages At Every Single Bar Or Restaurant Or Club They Go To With Zero Repercussions Or Anybody To Question Them”. Who was in charge of naming this movie? I totally should have been in the meeting for that.

I just watched “The Art Of Getting By” but I think they should have titled it “The Art Of Emma Robert’s Character Somehow Getting Away With Being A Little Slutbag Just Because She Has Mommy Issues” or “The Art Of Freddie Highmore’s Character Seeming Completely Misunderstood and Troubled But Oh Wait He’s A Brilliant Artist So I Guess He Has That Going For Him” or even, “The Art of Trying Really Hard to Be A Deep Teenage Problems Movie Even Though It’s About Two Insanely Privileged 18 Year Olds Growing Up In NYC Who Can Apparently Freely Be Served Alcoholic Beverages At Every Single Bar Or Restaurant Or Club They Go To With Zero Repercussions Or Anybody To Question Them”.

Who was in charge of naming this movie? I totally should have been in the meeting for that.

  1. whatalwayshappens-life reblogged this from sarahnoodles and added:
    Wow. This is completely spot on. Such an underwhelming movie. PB&J...at least thought
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