Sarah Noodles

21. Chicago. I does what I does, and I says what I says.

Robert Downey Syndrome:

[rah-bert down-ee sin-drohm] noun

1. A condition indicating a group of symptoms that together are characteristic of a specific disorder a woman develops while watching a film starring the actor Robert Downey Jr. that includes drooling, sweating, and a sudden lack of intelligence. Clinical studies prove it is due to his face/overall hotness.

2. A pun I’m positive a person in the world comes up with every 10 minutes.

3. ME RIGHT NOW.

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