Sarah Noodles

21. Chicago. I does what I does, and I says what I says.

Friend's name has been redacted for their own protection.

  • Setting: After I mention how bad Adam Sandler's movies have progressively become in the past few years.
  • Redacted: Grown Ups was great!
  • Me: We're done here.
  • Redacted: Are you kidding me that movie was good!
  • Me: Sorry, I didn't see it because I don't hate myself.
  • Redacted: Omg all the great comedians are in that movie!
  • Me: You're digging a really deep hole for yourself here.
  • Me: Don't Mess with the Zohan is literally the most horrible thing I've ever seen. I couldn't even finish it.. How do you explain that? And Jack and Jill?? WHAT IS THAT????
  • Redacted: Ok I'm not talking about those movies I'm talking about Grown Ups. And Jack and Jill looked funny!
  • Me: WhhhhhHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT I AM SOBBING!!!
  • Redacted: Omg just stop.
  • Me: Tears on my pillow right now.
  • Redacted: Oh please.
  • Me: Black tears from mascara down my face right now.
  • Me, minutes later: I'm hungry what should I eat?
  • Redacted: Cheese fries
  1. rrobotina said: god I hate his movies too, I don’t get how people can think they’re funny, but oh well
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