Sarah Noodles

21. Chicago. I does what I does, and I says what I says.
Me: How did he get that thing through security?
PJ: You blow it up remember?
Could you imagine sitting next to him?
Me: I would hate him. I already hate him.
PJ: It would take the whole ride to blow it up.
Imagine if you’re sitting there, and he’s at that angle.
He’d be in your range of sight the entire flight.
Me: “Umm..I need to go to the bathroom”
PJ: Heaven forbid he wakes up and your eyes meet.
If you’ve never been up at midnight making fun of Sky Mall products with your friend on Skype, I suggest you do so.

Me: How did he get that thing through security?

PJ: You blow it up remember?

Could you imagine sitting next to him?

Me: I would hate him. I already hate him.

PJ: It would take the whole ride to blow it up.

Imagine if you’re sitting there, and he’s at that angle.

He’d be in your range of sight the entire flight.

Me: “Umm..I need to go to the bathroom”

PJ: Heaven forbid he wakes up and your eyes meet.

If you’ve never been up at midnight making fun of Sky Mall products with your friend on Skype, I suggest you do so.

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