January 2012
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fleetfoxessing:
“Little Bit” by Lykke Li
Look,...
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Being a person.
Being a person means we’re capable of doing and seeing and feeling so much good. We’re free to have unbelievable experiences. The kind we may feel we’re not worthy of, they’re so unreal. We have the luxury to even alter them to suit our fancies. Humans are so spoiled in that we breathe and eat and drink to survive, like every other living thing. But we can actually use our...
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“In reply to ur ? From June, no i am not home i am still in service. Ha ha!”
– The first text message my mother has ever sent me, which is also a reply to a text message I sent her out of desperation, 7 months ago.
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I hate it when
I’m carded and they look at me and go “Aww, you’re new!” or something.
Shocking, I know!
It’s been over 5 months. Get over it. I’m not a newborn baby. Give me my drink and let’s both get on with our lives.
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Band Name Game turns Goat Mistakes Game
Amanda: Bands: Fashion Churro, Stand Up Cats, Stained Gravy
Me: Kitten Tearz, Internet Links, The Goat Mistakes
Amanda: Hahahaha, I love the goat mistakes!
Me: Their designs would be great. A series of goats making various mistakes.
Amanda: Crossing the road without looking, going the wrong way on an escalator.
Me: Putting peanut butter in the freezer. Putting mascara on its lips.
Amanda: Trying to talk into a banana instead of a phone.
Me: Driving a zambino down the highway
Me: *zamboni
Amanda: Having 11 items at the 10 items or less checkout lane.
Amanda: I like zambino better.
Me: Goat pointing to a zamboni with a speech bubble saying "there goes a zambino"
Amanda: Soooo good!
Me: This is the best game in itself. I'm blogging this later.
Amanda: Do it. Goat trying to see the blog & use computer mouse but can't cause he doesn't have hands & fingers-just hooves.
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We are out of coffee.
Why doesn’t Starbucks deliver? If that isn’t the biggest oversight in our system….
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“I tried to force myself to not be sad. But trying to use willpower to overcome...”
– Hyperbole and a Half
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Anonymous asked: you and John Krasinski oddly look alike
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Robert Downey Syndrome:
[rah-bert down-ee sin-drohm] noun
1. A condition indicating a group of symptoms that together are characteristic of a specific disorder a woman develops while watching a film starring the actor Robert Downey Jr. that includes drooling, sweating, and a sudden lack of intelligence. Clinical studies prove it is due to his face/overall hotness.
2. A pun I’m positive a person in the world comes...
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When Worlds Collide.
Dad: I really like this show 30 Rock.
Me: That's weird.
Dad: Why?
Me: We're not supposed to like the same shows. You're old. How do you like a show me and my friends like? We have such different senses of humor.
Dad: Well I do. It's my favorite show at the moment. I watch it all the time.
Me: That's so weird.
Dad: o_o
Me: o_o
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Me: I guess it's cool though.
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M.A.S.H.
Remember that game you played when you were a little kid? To see who you were gonna marry, whether you’d live in a mansion or a shack, how many kids you’d have, what your job would be, etc, etc? Well I, a 21 year old lady, spent the majority of my afternoon playing this and other dumb ~soulmate games with my friends and had WAY too much fun.
For the record, I’m gonna have 10...
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Sometimes I'm dramatic.
Kristie: ....and then he was like "I used your name, I hope you don't mind." Um...yes! I mind!
Me: What the heck is the point of saying that after the fact? It really doesn't matter NOW if you mind or not , the deed is done.
Kristie: Exactly.
Me: That's like being all, "I killed your uncle....Hope you don't mind!"
Anonymous asked: Where did this quote at the top or your page originate from.."I does what I does, and I say what I says"
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WatchBAHAHAHAHAHA! I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A CAT VIDEO IN MY LIFE. OH GOD.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THIS VIDEO. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
“NO NO NO NO NO NO NO…….”
WHO IS THIS CAT?
WHAT IS THIS CAT?
WHAT IS HAPPENING???
I
AM
D E A D.
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Friend's name has been redacted for their own...
Setting: After I mention how bad Adam Sandler's movies have progressively become in the past few years.
Redacted: Grown Ups was great!
Me: We're done here.
Redacted: Are you kidding me that movie was good!
Me: Sorry, I didn't see it because I don't hate myself.
Redacted: Omg all the great comedians are in that movie!
Me: You're digging a really deep hole for yourself here.
Me: Don't Mess with the Zohan is literally the most horrible thing I've ever seen. I couldn't even finish it.. How do you explain that? And Jack and Jill?? WHAT IS THAT????
Redacted: Ok I'm not talking about those movies I'm talking about Grown Ups. And Jack and Jill looked funny!
Me: WhhhhhHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT I AM SOBBING!!!
Redacted: Omg just stop.
Me: Tears on my pillow right now.
Redacted: Oh please.
Me: Black tears from mascara down my face right now.
Me, minutes later: I'm hungry what should I eat?
Redacted: Cheese fries
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A New Thingie
I added an About Me-esque page to the top of my blog. But I named it Fun Factz because I am dumb.
Ch-ch-ch-check it out.
December 2011
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This time next year.
Looking back on an entire year. It’s always a really surreal thing. Like clockwork, January has creeped up on me yet again. And it always feels like the year flew by. But this year especially feels just a little faster than those in the past. I feel like I’ve grown a lot. Not in a cliche found-myself way. Or some more-wise-than-I-was-in-2010 way. I still have no clue as to who the...
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“I keep thinking that band, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, is called The PANGS...”
– Me, coming to a realization.
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Anonymous asked: do u every feel like that light is you?there's that time in our lives that we are like shooting stars, unstoppable, lighting up the sky-that moment when friendships and random joys come so easily but before u get to catch ur breath it flies past and u begin to question if u really saw it all. for a while you're convinced if u keep ur eyes open long enough you'll catch that moment...
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Grouplove - Colours
So I pull this switch The...
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Distant Lights On An Open Road
There’s something about looking out a window at night on a long car ride. There’s nowhere for you to go, the conversation died down about 10 miles ago, and there’s nothing spectacular to look at. All you feel are the little imperfect bumps in the highway. All you see are the distant lights past acres and acres of field. Your thoughts start to wander about what you did that day...
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Sarah Music Awards 2011
Presented to you by Hipster Sarah.
Well, it’s that time of year again, my friends! Shows have been gone to, albums have been heard, memorable times have been made, and laughs have been had. All for the sake of MUSIC. Ready for the most biased awards on this side of the Internet? I bring you the Sarah Music Awards 2011…
Band Most Seen In 2011: Tommy and the High Pilots w/ 3
Band...
Anonymous asked: Are those genies making wishes come true? Or...did a genie rub another genies lamp and now they're granting each others wishes? GENIUS! Loopholes in the system.
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